Go Florida Grapefruit: Almost time for warm-weather clothes. Not that I wear any.

Go Florida Grapefruit: There's no time to get healthy like the present. So drink grapefruit juice. Yes, like right now.

Go Florida Grapefruit: It's March. And I have the grapefruit madness.

Go Florida Grapefruit: The cure for the winter blues: grapefruit, pink.

Go Florida Grapefruit: Don't pinch me. I'm not Irish. I'm not even human.

Go Florida Grapefruit: I'm not wearing green for St. Patty's Day. Because I don't wear anything, ever.

Go Florida Grapefruit: Some do green beer in March. I do pink grapefruit. My perogative.

Go Florida Grapefruit: Enough winter already. Bring on the sun and grapefruit.